THE GAYS ARE COMING! THE GAYS ARE COMING! No pun intended.

THE GREATEST THREAT TO CIVIL SOCIETY HAS WAGED WAR:

THE GAYS ARE RECRUITING.

Fellow Bible-toting Neo-Conservatives, we need to act now. If you know a gay person, beat them up. If not, then place an ad in a gay dating service, get a date, and beat him up. Also, be sure to join and donate to the Westboro Baptist Church to actively contribute to the anti-gay movement.


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9 Responses to “THE GAYS ARE COMING! THE GAYS ARE COMING! No pun intended.”
  1. vitaminbook says:

    That one on top made me laugh.

    The other one…not so much. I still have no idea what those nutjobs have against the army.

  2. flywheel says:

    Love your site, the content and the layout.

    Please, for god’s sake get a proofreader and a grammarian to make the site consistent. Orlanda? Please.

  3. Tyrian Lawler says:

    Speaking of Phelps…

    Not sure how this helps the anti-gay movement, but it sure was fun.

  4. rafaelmieles says:

    That is a funny video “Be gay today” loving it lol!

  5. Xander Legere says:

    That second video was like watching: ‘one hand slap the other.’

  6. Vanessa says:

    Many disgusting things have been done in the name of God. The failing of religion in the world is not God’s fault. It’s ours.
    Please, don’t judge God by people who pretend to represent him.


    To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everybody else, Jesus told this parable:
    “Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood up and prayed about himself: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men – robbers, evildoers, adulterers – or even like this tax collectors. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’
    But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’
    “I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”
    – Luke 18:9-14

  7. Stoobs says:

    How are we to judge god, then? His holy books portray him as vain, jealous, murderous, and iniquitous. Those who claim to serve him on Earth are enemies of peace and progress, violent, bigoted, and closed minded. His church has funded nazis, crusaded against reason, and worked to assist pedophiles in exploiting children, both by protecting them from exposure and by threatening the parents if they attempt to take action.

    No sane human being can look at christianity and not be repulsed and disgusted by it. To see god as anything but despicable, to feel anything but hatred and contempt for him, is to fail in your basic humanity. I hope with all my heart that there is no god, because if there is, if such a being exists, then all of this is part of his plan – and any being that could plan the world we live in today is worse than nothing, less than shit.

  8. Volumity says:

    Love the post, we need more blogs like this.

  9. Nadia N. says:

    Alright, I’ll admit that I do not believe in war and am a boarder-line hippie. I don’t believe that the wars in the middle east are good nor are going on for the right reasons but shit, this bitch needs to be shot!
    I may not approve of the war but I would never go as far as to picket a funeral of a soldier. That is disgusting.
    I’m surprised that she has not been killed yet!
    When she does, I will be sure to be there protesting the fact that anyone showed up to pay their respects because fuck it, SHE DESERVES TO DIE!

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