God Accused of Cocaine Trafficking Near Tampa Church (Huffington Post)

From Huffington Post (note: edits within article are mine)

Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

He was being held on a bond of $86,500.

Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he God sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his God’s home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard God was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

He God was being held on a bond of $86,500.

This has got to be one of the funniest stories of the year.

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3 Responses to “God Accused of Cocaine Trafficking Near Tampa Church (Huffington Post)”
  1. Lyserg says:

    WTF? His name is “GOD”? XD

  2. Rod J says:

    Good God its good that it is only a con man there calling himself God doing something horrible.

    In the Philippines, two days ago, a ferry carrying about 800 passengers sailing through a typhoon sank and the lawyer of the shipping firm came out in TV and accused God for the disaster. It was a “pure act of God” the lawyer said!!

    As usual, God will be free in the end for lack of evidence and the shipping firm will get away with everything too!

  3. matt says:

    Mr Brown where are you? I miss this blog

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