Ben Stein is Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed (Expelled parody)

The Scienazis are at it again. It wasn’t enough for them to suppress the highly tenable and definitely scientific approach that is Intelligent Design (and certainly not Creationism). Now they’re suppressing the equally meritorious stork theory of reproduction. Stork theory, a totally viable alternative to the sex theory (which is just a theory) of reproduction, is one of those things (like ID) which no scientist who values his or her career talks about outside of their basement after 4 or 5 beers. Well no more! Our monotone martyr Ben Stein has had enough, and he’s coming to save the day!

4 Responses to “Ben Stein is Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed (Expelled parody)”
  1. Jake says:

    There is no factual basis for Intelligent Design which is why no rational person takes it seriously.

    Intelligent Design isn’t anything new. It’s an ancient, bronze-age religious dogma that originated within nomadic tribes lost in some desert (might even be stolen from other cultures preceding desert-dwelling camel-herders). And, as all dogmas, there is nothing supporting the notion but blind faith and apologetics that follow suit.

    Also, stop italicising “theory” as though the mere fact that it’s a theory somehow proves that it isn’t true. A theory is a principle that explains a body of facts.

  2. Blogburn says:

    @jake – I fear you may have missed the ever-so subtle undertone of sarcasm pervading this post. I’m sure that you and the author are in violent agreement.
    I actually find the Stork Theory quite a useful parallel to draw when discussing the different interpretations of the word “Theory” when applied to evolution and ID and I see that Richard Dawkins recently used this clip in his lecture at Oklahoma University (see PZ for details…

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