The Who’s Who, Hell Edition

Want to find out who’s going to hell? Well you’ll find that out and a whole lot more at the Republican Faith Chat, formerly Baptists for Brownbeck. On this site, you’ll see the world through the eyes of an absolute, no screwing around, going down with the ship fundamentalist. You’ll read scripture, become reacquainted with the Conferate flag, and you’ll learn that Britney Spears, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama (or, “Barack Obama Hussein bin Laden, as they refer to him), the ACLU, and many other civil liberties, liberal, non-Christian, pro gay rights, pro-choice, and Democrat-supporting people and groups are going to hell–aaand you’ll probably also hear about how they’re America-haters.

If you decide to post on the site, though, be sure to check the posting rules first. Be especially careful not to “post any material that is disrespectful to God, Republican or Conservative Politics, President George W. Bush, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, or the Bible”. Such a transgression would result in the post being pulled and land you in a whole world of hurt: a warning, a suspension, or even PERMANENT BANNING! <a hush fills the room>

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3 Responses to “The Who’s Who, Hell Edition”
  1. Derek says:

    Geez looks like I’m going to hell as well.

  2. ronbrown says:

    I’ll see ya there, pal!

  3. Swifty says:

    It’s a hoax. Basically a Landover Baptist ripoff, except from someone who isn’t very witty or humorous. /sigh

    Take a look at some of the Myspace profiles of the people posting the news articles to the site.

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