Comments on: The Religious Humor Contest: What’s the funniest piece of scripture you’ve ever read?

By: Jason Failes

Jason Failes — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:48:12 +0000

Jeff Harper: “It is foolish to make fun of a book that has lasted for thousands of years.”

So quoting the Bible is making fun of it now?

Remember, people, you heard it here first.

L. Ron, why send him link when you can send him draino to prove his faith for all of us?

By: Saint Onan

Saint Onan — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:28:00 +0000

And they were astonished, with a great astonishment.
– Mark 5:42 (KJV)

I always get the impression Mark was floundering for the right word here. WTF did he expect them to be astonished with?

By: Stoobs

Stoobs — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:19:22 +0000

Brehr Prayer – “Please god, I know that I’m not the best person. How about you condemn me to an eternity of hellfire. Or a plague, send me a plague. Or turn me into a pillar of salt. Just please, please, don’t smite my borders with frogs.”

By: L. Ron Brown

L. Ron Brown — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:51:08 +0000

Regarding the Religious Humour Contest:

I know I was supposed to get the voting started weeks ago. I’ve just been busy, preoccupied and lazy. I will get to it.

By: L. Ron Brown

L. Ron Brown — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:50:26 +0000

Jeff Harper:

It is foolish to live your life in accordance with a 2000 year old book of fiction. It is foolish to live in fear of a God who, in the course of thousands of years, not a single good argument has been made for. Of course believers will think that they are good arguments, but not a single one of them stands up to any real scrutiny.

Read this post and see how well you can defend your beliefs: http://theframeproblem.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/the-short-comings-of-every-theistic-argument-that-i-have-ever-heard-and-the-one-type-of-case-that-gives-me-some-pause/

By: Jeff Harper from Texas

Jeff Harper from Texas — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:44:28 +0000

It is foolish to make fun of a book that has lasted for thousands of years. it is the word of a living God and he will deal with you.

By: Jeff Harper from Texas

Jeff Harper from Texas — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:32:27 +0000

I will pray for yall tonight

By: Rudy

Rudy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:47:15 +0000

Someone asked what my “life verse” was. Jokingly I answered:
Exodus 8:2 “Behold! I shall smite your borders with frogs!”

By: Lucy Lowe

Lucy Lowe — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:25:49 +0000

I do have a bit of a penchant for any of the myriad bits that have “wailing and the gnashing of teeth”. I think being a 1st Century dentist would have been quite the lucrative business…

By: Tommy

Tommy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:52:56 +0000

II Kings 2, 23-24