Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Israeli MP blames quakes on gays

(BBC) – Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri has attributed Israel’s two recent earthquakes to parliament’s tolerance of gays. In addition to the 2 quakes last week, Israel was hit by 4 others in November and December. But y’know, Shlomo is probably right. But not for the reason he thinks. It’s probably all the fags rockin’ the headboards which is rattling Israel’s foundation….Or maybe plate tectonics has something to do with it…Whatever. While we figure this out, perhaps the honourable MP can help himself to a science textbook because he’s making a dope out of himself. And perhaps these people could use a lesson in science and reason, too.

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Hat Tip: irReligion

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2 Responses to “Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Israeli MP blames quakes on gays”
  1. Andrew says:

    Hahahah, “It’s probably all the fags rockin’ the headboards which is rattling Israel’s foundation…Or maybe plate tectonics has something to do with it…Whatever.” That made me laugh pretty hard.

    This is of course pathetic and ridiculous, which goes without saying, but it’s great when people show the sheer ridiculousness of a situation through humour in precisely that way.

  2. Zennalathas says:

    I’m pretty sure it’s a fact that fags fuck harder than hetros. Mmmm that’s some sweet tectonic tussle.

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